Technique 5: How to put alot of sweets inside your pockets
& keep others shut up ?
Hey yo ! You know manzx, Yap today act yi ge generous er yi loh ..
He somemore act cute put all the sweets in the jar. Lika fishbowl manxzz.
ANYWAY !!! He say its free to take.
Of course, ANGSHEENA won't lose out at all !
I'm freaking the 3rd one who snatch the sweet.
Not like na ge Brina koh first one and Chen Jia Ling second. I somemore lac lac leh.
But I can't take it anymore. Once I put my hand inside the jar,
I CAN'T HELP BUT KEEP TAKING NORHZX.
Ji suey kuan. But um si wa eh wrong you know anot?!
Aiyah. that Yap also never say anything, so gia loh!
Now, is the crucial part ! HOW TO TAKE?!
First, geh geh shy shy don't take. Let others take first.
For example Brina Koh and Chen Jia Ling loh !
THEN! Slowly yao your backside walk there. & say loud loud. Don't shy !
" Eh? This sweet the colour looks like orange, but is it mango flavour?! "
THEN AH ! SLOWLY PUT INSIDE UR BREAST POCKET, CAUSE ITS NOT EASY TO SPOT.
shuo wei , " the most dangerous place is the safest ".
" Eh? Need help valerie take ! " & do the same, put it in your pocket.
" WA, THIS ONE LIKE RARE JI XIA WORPXZZX !! " & put it in your pocket.
But, give chance to others, therefore hor, go sit down first lah. Don't gan choing.
The sweet confirm will go to you using ANGSHEENA's method.
Next when the jar of sweets are left untouch, say it out loud ,
as if its real and no motive.
" Eh! I want see got the DA BAI TU milk sweet anot leh, pass the jar here .. "
Here is it ! TAKE ALL TAKE ALL! TAKE TAKE TAKE IT ! GIA GIA JUST GIA !
THATS WHAT MY BRAIN TELLS ME TO DO SO.
BUT HOR BUT HOR ! DON'T NGEH NGEH PUT INSIDE YOUR POCKET AFTER ITS FULL.
DON'T EXPOSE YOURSELF LEH. CAUSE IF ONE SIDE OF YOUR BREAST BIGGER THAN ANOTHER, YOU DIE ALREADY LOH! SURE KENA SPOTTED.
IF NOT WHAT? YOU WANT TELL THEM YOUR BREAST ONE SIDE CHOP OFF IS IT?
Don't say yourself until so qi cham lah.. lac lac okayzx?!
So, if you want to make yourself got face and cool hor, learn from ANGSHEENA loh!
GOOD LUCK !
Word of wisdom : If its yours, it will be.