Saturday, July 2, 2011

Hey guys & gurls~~~~~~ Lao niang is back ! :D

ANYWAYS, i today blog only tell u guys about my POA tuition just now~

HOW TO MAKE UR TEACHER PEKCHEK?!

-keep looking at the bubbletea cup 's chinese riddle & ask everyone to guess!!!
- keep asking teacher to repeat the same thing!!!
-spam ur calculater "on" button many times! MUST LOUDLOUD AH!!
-pretend u forget how to do POA & keep ask the teacher!!!
-deny about learning the particular topic before!!! then make teacher repeat many times!

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Hi guys, it's Brina, the admin for Sheena's 101.
Yeah, I'm finally on set & not shina's dog by being her secretary ! HAHAHA
So yeah, you guys should know her birthday is somehow 0.5hrs later ~

Well, I've gone round asking people about what they want to wish Shina on her very 18th birthday.

So, let me start off, drumrolls please :D .............


" Happy 18th Birthday Shina! You should be happy that you've grow tall enough till this birthday. (: So, you've grow another year older, & 18th is the end of teenagers range. Hope you can be more mature & not playplayplay everyday.. I love your lamelame jokes, cutecute small-like-sesame eyes, china slang & kp attitude. Everything you do is like dam funny to me, especially when you get shy easily. :D // This year will be tough for everyone, so you need to work harder & to be able to go poly kay! I believe your mum will be dam proud of you. This year you'r acting funny, sometimes cold & hot. Anyway, I love those memories we spend together, be it short or long period, in or out of school. Everytime I'm with you is equals to laugh-till-I-can-DIE thingy.. I still hope I could see the cheerful Shinajiejie with never ending vulgurities & sibei lame jokes. Must take care & remember me for life kay. (: I'll always ai ni oh~ cause you'r so cute to me. TEHEEE ^^ " -Love, Brina.


So, these are the fellow friends of Shina, wishing her all the best, 
Starting off with Shina's lover..


"OOOOOOOOOOOOO~ HAPPY BIRTHDAY QIN AI DE SHINA~ Give you qin qin ooh! muahmuah! hehehehehe " -BHB Linh


" *OM NOMNOM* Ops, whats up Brina! Want chocolates? ....... Oh,.. Shina? Oh!!! haha~ HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHINA! TIME TO HAVE SEX! " -Greedy Julia


"Happy 18th Birthday Sheena! Stay happy! :) " -Valerie


" Hihi!! Er, Happy birthday shina~ Do well for O'lvls! *snort*" -Pathetic Jane.


" O-O* Interview me for what?! ....... Oh~ HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHEENA!!! LETS SCORE FOR O'S! :D " -Excited Audrey


" HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHEENA~ WOOOO" -Self-excited Farzana& Carin


" Don't disturb me la .. what?.. huh? U nothing to do? -.- " -Annoyed Zenia


"HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHINA BEHBEH~ WO AI NI DUODUO MWWAAAHHSZX " -Fishball Ong


"Fuyoh! Se mo lai de? Shina b'dae? Orh, she 18th ah? happy birday lor.." -Kp Mosheng


"Wu liao leh ni! Anyway, Happy Birthday Shina! V ^^ V " -Act Cute Zhiyao


"Yes Brina ? .. Sheena? She always say I stink... but I still hope the best for her (: " -Poor Sashi


" *Hitler-kill-Nathan-&-plan-to...* OH! Brina! WHAT U DOING?! Crazy?! *diao @ me & walk away..* " - Depressed Nazirein


" Er, Happy Birthday sheena~ herherher~ *lao hong* " -Nervous JingLong


"Yes speaking, can I help chuu ? Oh, regarding Sheena's upcoming birthday? Well, Happy Birthday Shina, I hope u will get tremendous results for O's & ..." -Naggy Joycelin. ( conversion were half removed, sorry)


" Yea? Oh Happie Birthday man !!! " -Crazy Richard


" Please, get lost, I'm going to the toilet. *push me away* " -guailan Shantani


"HAA!?! SIMI DAO JIO?! SHINA? HOPE U PASS YOUR HUMANS~ " - Highpitch Hanjie ( my ears are half deaf after that)


"Why interview me again.. u really going show Shina meh?.." -Still annoyed, Zenia


"BRINA! WO HAI MEI JIANG WAN!!! " - Naggy Joycelin again ( I ran 50m straight)


"Sian ah! She ah, forever making funny sounds in class! Eeeeediot ah ! I hope she work hard for O's anyways!" -Lois


"Yes? please go back to your seat. Huh? Interview? Don't play go & do your work ." - Stupid MaryToh


"I will just say she will be free from punishment tomorrow.." -Harbao


Lastly, Happy 18th Birthday Shina! Spend your birthday with your love ones today ! :D


* Nothing are meant to be an offense. It is part of entertainment & cuteness.

Monday, February 7, 2011

TECHNIQUE 10: How to REJECT people & walk away fast !?

Suppp yo! Yeah actually hor, this technique I use quite long ah-leh-di..
The sentence to tackle this is to say : " EH, BU YAO LEH .. "

HA! REEMEMBER THE 3 IMPORTANT THING?! THE F.A.T. skillzx
Lai! Let's revise~
F = FAST
A = ACTION
T = TONE

Alright! So for , " eh, buyao wan leh~ "
The most special thing about it is.. HAIR + WASH HAIR SKILLSZX + BUBBLE TEA SKILLZX
Dont get it ya ?! Okieokie laclac~

FIRSTLY,
HAIR NEED TO SHUAI yi SHUAI ! You know?! CAI NESE (chinese) lai de!..
THEN !
BUBBLE TEA SKILLZX = USE UR HAND SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE RIGHT?!
BUT THIS TIME USE UR HEAD. HEAD! GET IT?!
LASTLY,
WASH HAIR SKILZX IS OF COURSE REFERRING TO HOW U USE UR HAND TO WASH LOR!
Okay, u tell me la ! U wash hair need scrub right? if not chouchou >: smelly euu know? ):
But this time, u just need to " MESS YOUR HAIR " with your handzx.
NOTE : ONLY RIGHT HAND IS ALLOWED. Right hor. RIGHT. FK YOU, RIGHT.
( you use left hand means u copyright laoniang's skillzx then fuck you okie )

So, for ACTION , it is use ur hair + head + hand combination. OKAY DONE.

NEXT, F= FAST
So beh-si-cally , use ur hand to mess your hair + shake ur head + swing your hair
VIGELIOUSLY.. VI GOUR OUS.. VIGOROIOUSLY?! .. AH! VIGOROUSLY!!!
(hehehe! laoniang just learn vigorously from Heng liao bi teacher~ )

NEEWAYS HOR, FAST & NICE OKAY. dont diu Ang jiejie de face okehh..

LASTLY, T= TONE.
When your hair is infront of ur face messing up, of course ur voice will like cannot really hear ya?!
So.. SOFT SOFT LOR! But must sharp ah! sharp! Like Ang Hanjie like tat sharp like gurl like tat. EWW
Diu lian, okay la. Just sharp & nice can liao. Don't erxin okay.

SHIT. LAONIANG NEED LAOSAI LA. ALL THE PINEAPPLE TARDIES FAULT. KNS!
OH BEFORE I GO, REMEMBER MUST PRACTISE HARD AH. AIYOH CUSTOM LIAO !!!
BAIBAI!!
GONG HEI FAT CHOY , EAT TILL EUU DIE!

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Sorry luh, laoniang sibei happie lor!!! Cause CNY is lika fun fun fun ya?!
Gamble , collect money, gamble !
Laoniang also eat alot of bagua & pineapple tarddies :D
Hengggg ah! No sore throat. If not laoniang will zhao sia again )=

How euu guys spend your CNY? Share w me yo!

Thursday, January 27, 2011

SHEENA101 AUTOGRAPH SESSION CUM ADVICES FROM YOUR HONOUR 2011 .

 " Dear Ms Ang Shi Na,


Due to popular demand, I'm glad to announce that you are welcome to Whitley Secondary School for a autograph session. As it's well recognized from SHEENA101's blog of a survey from teenagers from 13 - 20. This can enhance our students, teachers & cleaners to learn more words & techniques to uphold the school's discipline & attitude towards every important role. We hope to invite our guest of honour to attend this wonderful autogrpah session. We hope to receive your reply to inform us if you are willing to share the qualities you have in life with our school. If you are able to attend, please contact WSS @ 63322112 to confirm the dates with us. Thank you .


Mr Mayorpum. "

Seee!!!! I RECEIVE THIS LETTER LIKA FUCK-ITS-ME!!!
Waa, I didnt know I so poplular. heeheee >. < Shyzx*

So you guys think when should I have my autograph session neh?
At SJ's dorm!? HEHH I WISH LUH! >(
Kk, be selious .. I'm so busy naosadays.. how to cope with fans?!
But I needa reply them asap lorzx. How?!! HEN FAN LA CHEE BAI.

Hey ~ !! Laoniang is so angguiee. ANGUIEE U KNOW. >( 
I dunno hw to do today's POA farking test. Ccb.
Anywaysss......... fking suey. FUCKINGSUEY. My sitting arrangement.
Jus like a mountain infront of me ya?! I hate it!! )=

Play 1 round of catching today~  tmr play again!! ^^

LAONIANG CANT WAIT FOR SS3 CONCERT ON SATURDAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Woo! Let's see if laoniang has special technique todaee.. hmmm..

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Word 12 : What the fuck euu want?!


HIIEXZXZ Guys and galszxz~ Ang is back in action norhzx! Shyxzx >.<*
Sorry for MIA lika long, cause laobu everyday run! 
Either eat frog porridge, jiu shi stingray. I'm lika busy woman manzx! 


So ya, behsically, Today's lesson is quite common but remember the 3 important points.
The FAT technique. HEEHE. This hor, i create this year de leh!!
F - FACIAL ESPRESSION
A- ACTION
T- TONE


(HAHHAHA sibei kewlzx right! I'm lika smart lor, like that also can. ^^)


So, " what the fark you want " is used when
someone kp & irritatingzx calling you for no fking reasons.
Like my classmate, Chan momo. Bloody fker!! Everyday call lim bu 's name.
Then laoniang have to reply, " WHAT THE FARK YOU WANT?! "
Cause i'm so annoyed & .........annoyed lor. Sowwie ah, vocab limited >:


Neeways, when you use this sentence, remember the FAT!
F- FACIAL ESPRESSION : 
Must have the guai lan look. 
Eyes AS SMALL AS POSSIBLE like the thickness of the 50cent coin. (<2mm recomended)


A- ACTION:

use ur right hand & mess ur hair!
So u will look lika fan u know?! So the farkers will just stfu lor! :D



T-TONE
Of course must loud & clear right.. 
BUT!! When you say the word "fark" remember to tone down!!
If not Harpal korkor walk pass will catch u de!!! 
So its like.. " WHAT THE ...fark.. EEUU WANT?! "


So peeps! Know how to use " WHAT THE FARK EUU WANT?! " already?
Use it now! To your friends, teachers & principal! :D


ANGSHINA signing off naozxzx~ AI WO YI BAI NIAN OH!!